This not mine…I first heard it on The Smothers Brothers back in 19–
If bread always lands buttered side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped your bread to the back of a cat and dropped him out the window?
I wanna know.
Aremyfeetofftheground 
Cats can fly. Just ask them!
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Well for sure I wouldn’t eat the bread…with all that fur stuck to the butter.
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